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10 Best Cat Gifs of Real Cats
I hope you are having a bad day because these gifs will make it great! Look at this cat! It is reacting to its girlfriend accusing him of infecting her with HPV. He is embarrassed but she should have...
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10 Totally Amazing and Weird Freako Coincidences Between Abraham Lincoln And...
There are some amazingly strange similarities between the two iconic presidents. 1. They both had a dick and some balls: Probably like two entire balls. Each man had two dang balls. At least. And a...
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Top 10 Ways I Know I am a Businessman
I am a businessman. Here are some ways that I know this. 1. The Classic Corby Trouser Press from Hammacher Schlemmer: This is the trouser press made in England by John Corby, Ltd., inventor of the...
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10 Things That Will Definitely Cause The Apocalypse
This post is sponsored by World War Z! An incomprehensibly attractive man stars in movie that isn’t like the book you didn’t read anyway. Go see that movie. They paid me a nominal fee to say this. It...
View ArticleTop 5 Stores That Are Calling
These days a lot of stores are calling looking for you. I don’t know why they are calling, so I decided to find out. 5. The Toilet Store – Saugus, MA The toilet store called. They seem to be laboring...
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Top Things that Make You Say “Is there a bug on me?”
You’d have to be a fool to believe that everything you think is a bug is actually a bug. You can believe as hard as you want but it will never make something real. Thus, we turn to science to answer...
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Seven Things You Can Blow Up Instead of Fireworks This 4th of July
Fireworks are dangerous. And they’re yesterday’s news. Here are seven alternatives to the traditional (boring) sparklers and Roman Candles. 7. Your Boo’s cellphone Tell your boo you love them over and...
View ArticleThe Lament of Lord Stanley – A Sherlock Holmes Adventure
As I’ve alluded in the ‘The Five Orange Pips’, ’87 proved to be a remarkable year in the adventures of Sherlock Holmes. But, while early Autumn brought a rapid series of cases, all solved with Holmes’...
View ArticleHere Come the Top Tweets for July 11!
I am pretty terrible at Twitter. I would like to be better at Twitter, but how? Sure I could attend a 4 year program at an accredited university and get my B.A. in Tweeting but I don’t have the time...
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12 Signs That You’ve Actually Grown Up A Little
Surprise! Adulthood is here. These are the signs. Know them. Learn them. And while you’re there, drive through it with a car that packs a punch: the Renault Le Car. New 2014 Renault Le Car FeedBuzz...
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29 Hill Staffer Problems
Source: A literal clown Hi hello! I am a clown as well and here is my clown article. We all know having a job is dumb, but the dumbest job for trash men and garbage women in the USA country of America...
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All Aboard the Puppy Meme Train!
These days puppies are getting a bad ‘rap’ on the Internet and if you ask me that’s a load of hooey! It turns out that kittens with birth defects are soaring in popularity while genetic rejects of the...
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George Zimmerman’s Reputation Rehabilitation Checklist
A bunch of knuckleheads out there are still grumping out on Georgie Zimms and I don’t know why! This swello fellow risked his life to save a community and in the eyes of the bald eagle of law and...
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Gaze Upon this Ridiculous Footwear, Gentle Reader
Now my feet must not be known, these corns and callous not be shown, Which is most faint: now, ’tis true, They must be here confined by shoes, I stood in line and footwear bought, these wicked kicks...
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I’m a Cranky Baby with a Soiled Diaper
This guest post is being guest posted by A Crying Baby. He was having his bottle and his mommy had to burp him so I am posting it for him. Then he pooped in his diaper. Pretty much he cries over every...
View ArticleTop Reasons Obama Cancelled on Putin
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all. And also with you. Brethren,...
View Article10 Horror Movie Ideas for Hollywood Big Profit
It’s no surprise that horror movies are big business these days in America. It doesn’t take a degree in advanced thermal literature to know why, either. We like being scared, having nightmares and not...
View ArticleBreaking Bad S05.2E01 Recap
Honest to Pete, that Walter White is a rapscallion! He is always in some kind of hot water and last night’s episode was more of the same from the towering team of writers and producers of this amazing...
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Top 10 Halloween Costumes for 2013
Halloween is a good holiday for children but also for men and women. Women get to be sexy for once and men can finally relax with a drink or three (haha that’s a joke. Two is fine). The best thing is...
View ArticleSome Pretty Good Ideas For Whoever Owns The Redskins
These days everyone seems to be honked off about a football team. The team is in the NFL and it is called The Redskins. Some folks seem to think that the team’s name is racist towards Native Americans....
View ArticleThe Scariest Foods. For Halloween.
Halloween is here and everything can be scary even your food. When you eat food some of it becomes guts, some becomes your skeleton and the rest is poop. Holy hell, you better run! Pickle Get this:...
View ArticleSRN’s New Things That Will Be Cool in 2014
2014 will be a great year because it will be twice as good as 1007. In 1007 Mt. Vesuvius erupted and it snowed in Iraq. Other than that fuck all happened. I guarantee at least twice as many things will...
View Article17 Goodass Movie Ideas to Spook You Out for Halloween
It’s a good time for spook outs because it’s not so hot anymore. I’m talking about the outside weather. Ghosts and ghouls, which are a type of ghost, eschew the heat. If a ghost is haunting up your...
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